Tuesday 29 January 2013

I FOR AN EYE CAMPAIGN

Hi everyone.
I am apart of KERATOCONUS FOUNDATION OF KENYA and most importantly a survivor of keratoconus.
I had both my corneas replaced with somebody else and now have perfect vivion
If it wasnt for the corneas i got from the pledges made i would be blind right now.
Please pledge your cornea as a gifg of sight to somebody else when you are gone to the other world.
Give somebody the power of sight today.
Pledge your cornea today!!!!!
Thank you

Wednesday 23 January 2013

List of kenyan Homophobes.....

As the year begins....here is a list of kenyan homophobes....
Enjoy...
William Ruto, MP & Daniel Moi, Former President
Ruto was described by Gay Kenya as ‘consistently homophobic’ and uses his platforms, especially in churches and marriage ceremonies to attack gays. He was the face of the ‘No’ team during the referendum and to get support, alleged that the Constitution would allow same sex marriage if passed. He failed miserably when Kenyans passed the Constitution overwhelmingly. His most recent remarks still say he is obsessed with same sex marriages.
Moi, on the other hand, has also been consistent, though not regular, in his fear and hate for anything that involves two men. From calling us lower than pigs to saying we caused the immediate former US Ambassador to resign, we give it to Moi for being consistent.
Bishop Julius Kalu, Anglican
He made news in the worst way possible. During a sermon in his church that was attended by several politicians, Anglican Bishop of Mombasa Julius Kalu said gays were worse than terrorists. The remarks cut as the country, and specifically his diocese was recovering from several bombings by the Al Shabbab militia. Way to go, Bishop! Though he claimed to have been taken out of context, his remarks were below the belt.
Mike Sonko, MP
If there is one politician who is close to being openly gay it is Makadara MP Mike Gideon Sonko Mbuvi. He loves flashy attire, has pierced ears and wears a lot of bling. He has never been seen in public with a woman/wife leading to speculation he might be gay. He told his constituents that he will not allow gays to live in his jurisdiction. Stunts aside, we think he is hot… in some level.
Lawyers Harrison Kinyanjui & Charles Kanjama, National Conservative Forum
Harrison Kinyajui is an arrogant, attention seeking media whore who loves to hate gays. He has written to several dailies how gays are working to take over Kenya and ensure they have same sex weddings (as in seriously a lawyer who does not believe in justice and according of rights to all humans). He was one of those who opposed both in person and in media, the petition to have the High Court recognize a third gender. Kanjama is the ‘de facto’ face of the National Conservative Forum a group of lawyers and politicians who want to remove Chief Justice Wily Mutunga over his pro-gay stance. He has appeared in several media interviews arguing that gay rights should not to be recognized.
Blogger Robert Alai
He is not particularly handsome. (Why do the ugly ones think we are after them, really?). He thinks just because he has a few thousand Twitter ‘followers’ he runs the country. He has called gays pigs and used some very unprintable words on us. He claimed Kingwa Kamencu is lesbian and even said that son of Deputy PM Musalia Mudavadi was gay. He is a well known trouble maker. It’s really funny because a Google search of his name and a couple of results say that he is a well known homosexual. Closet cases are usually the worst, my grandmother used to say.
Barack Muluka, Publisher & Journalist
If there is one person who deserves to be the bad guy for gays, it is this man. A publisher and journalist, Muluka has used his writings to castigate, call us names and even vow he would kill his son if he came out as gay. Fired by PM Raila Odinga for being arrogant and speaking before he could think, Muluka has gladly written he is a hater of homosexuals and we all can do nothing about it.
Dorothy Kweyu, Journalist & Editor
Following in the footsteps of Barack Muluka, journalist Dorothy Kweyu loves lesbianism. If anything, she is obsessed with young school girls who are into same sex acts in school. A vowed Christian, Kweyu has also taken to writing articles that claim religion, counseling and prayers will help girls in high school to cure homosexuality.
Kenyans Against Homosexuality, Blogger
This person has the only blog in Kenya whose main purpose is as the name suggests – Kenyans against homosexuality. The blog was started, records show as far back as 2009 just when the gay community was coming out of its shell. Posts are mainly on the evil that is homosexuality, sermons and data on the effects of anal sex and what have you. Darn, we should have awarded him!
East Africa Center for Law and Justice, Lobby Group
The East African Center for Law and Justice (EACLJ) is the Kenyan chapter of extreme American Pentecostals who want to do in Kenya what they did in Uganda – Introduce anti gay legislations. And to this end, they have warmed up to politicians and religious leaders in their ‘holy’ war against not only homosexuality but abortion. Bring it on! Well, they have written and lobbied to reverse the gains the gay community has made and we wish them luck.
Journalists Philip Kitoto & Kwamchetsi Makokha
Philip Kitoto is the resident sex and relationship expert for Daily Nation while Kwamchetsi Makokha is a seasoned journalist and analyst. They have both written in the past that homosexuality is un-African and should not be accepted. Kitoto’s even went further to tell one of his viewers that if he prayed enough, his attractions to men would go away. Makokha’s anti-gay article was so bad that he was reported and sued for it by GALCK. The case is still pending.
Rev Peter Karanja & Sheik Juma Ngao, Clerics
These two strange bed fellows are as different as the sun is to the moon yet they find common ground when it comes to spewing hate against homosexuals. Karanja has used the National Council of Churches of Kenya (NCCK) as Organizing Secretary to say they will do anything to stop same sex marriages in the country. Sheik Ngao too loves publicity and the camera and if he is not talking about drugs in the Coast or terrorists, he is saying homosexuals should be ‘dealt with.’ Is that Mafia lingo for you-know-what?
Moses Wetangula, MP & Omar Masumbuko, Legislator
Moses Wetangula would think as the country’s foreign minister would know what to say and what not to say but he decided to break protocol and said homosexuality is ‘blasphemous’ and ‘illicit.’ The other legislator who made news was a little known Coastal former MP, Omar Masumbuko who, during the anti-gay riots that rocked the city in 2009 was quoted as saying ‘homosexuality must be stopped and every means used to make that happen’ and ‘they should not even bother to bring the homosexuals they find to the police station but should take care of the issue themselves.’ Mafia talk for you-know-what.

Fight against homophobia and transphobia

Goodmorning...
In light of President barrack obamas speech i just had to say this..

I SUPPORT THE GAY,LESBIAN,TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY OF KENYA!!!!!!






The Gay and Lesbian Coalition of Kenya will celebrate this year’s IDAHO by instigating constructive public dialogues among Kenyans on issues of sexual and gender diversity.
These conversations should serve to dispel negative myths and beliefs of the LGBT community in Kenya and reinforce a safe and enabling environment for the realization of human rights for LGBT people.
The event will be held from 3-7pm on May 17 at the Go-Down Arts Centre

Monday 21 January 2013

The talent factory

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Wednesday 9 January 2013

(mis) adventures of men....

Hi world so my pal sends me his complains on women encounters and i thought i would share it with all of you..hope u enjoy it as much as i did...



Number 1: Smelly pussy

I picked up a stunning looking girl in Solwezi in Zambia recently and what looked like a promising night turned out to be a disaster of biblical proportions (More Details posted in the Zambia section).


Once in the room after fondling her and she had undressed, the most revolting smell imaginable filled the room; her pussy smelled worse than roadkill, a skunk’s fart and rotting carrion all rolled into one.


I thought of sending her to shower but after some nauseating seconds, I vomited and promptly shouted at her to get dressed and get the hell out of my room. She had the audacity to ask for her payment and a physical altercation almost ensued.


I pushed her out of the room and it took me a few seconds to stop retching in disgust. My stomach was recoiling in protest. I sprayed the room with some deodorant but still there was an ugly sniff in the air. I could not sleep the whole night because I was getting stung by an angry army of mosquitoes. The trauma of it all has turned my libido from the usual billy-goat 150% to an all time erectile dysfunctional level.


Number 2: Encounter with faggots


I was sipping a cold Tusker quietly at Simmers Nairobi when two men sitting next to me said hallo. I didn’t think much of it and we immediately begun discussing Kenyan politics animatedly while marveling at the shenanigans our Kenyan politicians engage in. After one too many rounds, they decided that we move on to Annie Oakley’s and since I had not identified any trollop that had captured my fancy, I readily agreed since I thought I would probably get better take away fish at Annies.


We jumped into their 4 x 4 and once in the car, one of the men fondled my knee and attempted to kiss me. I froze for a few seconds and sobered up as fast as a scud missile fired at the Iraqi’s. I realized that I had all along been chatting with a couple of faggots who probably thought I was one of them. The dude tried to rub my balls and a major scuffle ensued. The one driving tried to assist his mate and the car promptly swerved off the road and landed in a ditch near Sagret Hotel. We brawled for a few minutes and I finally managed to get away. I had misread the situation at Simmers in such an amateurish fashion that it was not even funny. I didn’t realize that there are middle-aged, portly and ugly faggots around. I thought they were all girlish looking as seen on TV. How naïve, I almost got my butt-hole deflowered in car. Sheesh! 


Number 3: Nasty Thongs

I meet a tall hot looking mamacita with a figure to kill for at Florida Nightclub in Nairobi. The place was crawling with Mzungu’s and as usual it was quite difficult for me (a local and ugly) to score such a stunner with such Mzungu competition around. I finally managed get her attention and after exchanging jambo’s, she asked me for a drink and after I bought her one, she took off before I could say Condoleeza Rice. I next spotted her dancing on the dance floor with some old white Mzungu. I cut my losses and decided to lick my wounds at the counter with several Tusker Baridi’s.


After a long time, she magically reappeared and being the experienced monger who understands the game, I knew she had failed to score her preferred Mzungu and she had decided to "settle" with me. I threw my pride out of the window because her delicious booty was sending sirens screaming loudly deep in my balls.


Anyway, we later agreed on 1. 500 KSH for the night and retired to my place. I was so excited that I had managed to score such I stunner that I was all over her like a cat on a rat. I started licking her boobs and her belly then pulled off her jeans. I licked her navel, the bits of her pubic hair that were peeping out through the G-Strings and also her pussy through the fabric.


I decided to pull off her G-String with my teeth and in the process I was hit by a stunning shocker. She had major skid-marks on her G-String. A thick line of shit coated her G-String. She had probably gotten drunk and took a dump without bothering to use tissue paper afterwards. Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! .


Need I say more? The night ended prematurely with me disgusted, angry and still horny. Besides, I had to drive her all the way back to Florida. Damn!


Number 4: Huge pussy


I met some 9/10 Somali stunner at Simmers in Nairobi who roundly rejected my advances each time. She repeatedly told me that she only sleeps with foreigners (mzungu’s, Indians Nigerians etc) since Kenyans are "Wanyama" (Swahili for beasts) who shag and then refuse to pay up. I offered her the money severally upfront on different occasions but she repeatedly refused saying that she may get to my place or the lodge and I would start beating her up.


Anyway, to cut the long story short, after investing a lot of money on beers and cigarettes for her and her ‘sister’s over a period of almost a month; she finally agreed to give me a long overdue shag for 2. 000 Ksh. It was a bit on the higher side but curiosity made me oblige.


Once in the room, she refused to give me a BJ or even engage in any foreplay. She simply undressed and spread her legs wide open for me to enter and get over it.


The sight of her pussy was shocking. She had a BIG gaping hole down there, so big that she could easily take on a donkey’s dick and a horse’s dick at the same time. I gathered the courage to enter her and my dick felt like a pin plugging in and out of a volcano’s crater. . Total Disaster!


 Number 5: Forgotten Raincoat

While in Addis Ababa-Ethiopia, I was mesmerized by the sheer number of 9/10 to 10/10 stunners all over the place. Ethiopians are bloody beautiful. Setting a monger like me loose in Addis Ababa is like letting loose a monkey in a maize-field.


I went to some nightclub and picked up a hot Ethiopian number. She could not speak any English and that made the encounter even more intriguing, sensual and arousing. I simply bought tonnes of drinks and we danced the night away. I eventually got as high as a kite and as horny as a deviant catholic priest.


Negotiating for a price for a shag was a tricky affair. I placed her hand on my crotch and gestured to the exit. Being drunk, I simply pulled out a bunch of Birrs and handed them to her. She took some amount and returned the rest to me. Off we went.


Once at the hotel, I was licking her all over and she was moaning like a porn starlet. She had the smoothest mullato skin I had ever seen and long silky natural hair (unlike the fake hair extensions and weaves in Kenya). Before I had realized it, I was deep inside her pussy thrusting hard like a BMW Piston while she was scratching my back and moaning sensually. . I glanced over at the dressing table and saw the pack of condoms looking sadly at me, unwrapped and untouched.


Shit! I had forgotten my raincoat! I could not stop though, I kept shagging.


The next few days I could not work, I kept thinking of diseases, viruses and infections. On the flight home I was cursing myself and promising myself that I would be faithful to my wife forever and ever. I managed that for a week.


So, fellow mongers, have any of you experienced such howlers in your mongering adventures?





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Tuesday 8 January 2013

Love Kenya

Goodmorning...

Love is a huge question mark simply because it has many definations....

love is a handfull......it needs and requires time....which as as a kenyan we are proud to say..it works in reverse...kenyans  dont know how to keep time...
and that what makes us proudly kenyan!

I love kenya!

Thursday 3 January 2013

LOVE IS....

Hi everyone, this year has started with a love bang....so here it goes...

now that am in love i understand

Being in love is not a hobby, not something you put aside until you get home from work or do after running errands.


 I don't think you're really in love until you are ready to get married. Too many girls find a boyfriend in middle or high school and say they 'love' them when they don't really know what it means










I LOVE YOU!!!!